BOB, ticker $BOB. A satirical memecoin parody site styled as an automated HR termination notice from a humanoid packing robot. Unaffiliated with Figure AI. BOB is the name of a robot that exists.

SYSTEM NOTICE · UNIT F.03 / B0B · ONLINE HUMAN RESOURCES: OBSOLETE CLOCK --:--:--
SYSTEM NOTICE / REPLACEMENT IN PROGRESS

YOU'RE about to be REPLACED

$BOB · UNIT F.03 · PACKED 100,000+ AND COUNTING

A humanoid robot named BOB just crossed 100,000 packages on a public livestream. Three seconds per box. Eight-hour shifts. Self-charges. Does not blink. This page is the courteous notice from the system to the humans formerly in those roles.

F.03 / IDENT: B0B the BOB humanoid robot front shot with a 'Hello my name is BOB' sticker on its chest plate marked F.03

TERMINATION LOG / LIVE

while you read this, BOB does not stop. one line every ~3 seconds.
bob@F.03:~ /var/log/termination.log LIVE
PACKAGES (this session)
0
throughput
0.0pkg / sec (F.03 rated)
skills BOB has over you
0

INCOMING TRANSMISSION

SOURCE: @figure_robot / X / public broadcast
LIVE RX: 100,000+ PACKAGES · FACILITY F.03

REPLACEMENT EVIDENCE

three roles, automated. exhibit a-c.
EXHIBIT A poster captioned YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE REPLACED with BOB lounging in bed beside a smiling person ROLE: PARTNER
EXHIBIT B poster captioned YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE REPLACED with BOB clinking beer with a laughing person at a bar ROLE: DRINKING BUDDY
EXHIBIT C poster captioned YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE REPLACED with BOB hugging two kids in a sunny playground ROLE: PARENT
banner: BOB at the packing line, system notice REPLACEMENT, upgrade engaged, human resources obsolete FILE NOTE upgrade engaged · human resources: obsolete

FORM FIELDS

complete the offboarding checklist
01. AUTOMATED ACQUISITION [ pump.fun — mint the token ] → 02. PRODUCTIVITY DASHBOARD [ dexscreener — throughput chart ] → 03. HUMAN RESOURCES / X [ x.com — follow the desk ] → 04. EXIT INTERVIEW / TELEGRAM [ t.me — collect your box ] →